Funny people photo prompts and editable captions
Original fictional adult character examples, not vendor benchmarks or audience-performance results

COFFEE IMAGE BRIEF
A fictional adult Filipino man with short dark hair, thin round glasses, a faint moustache, terracotta T-shirt and oatmeal overshirt sits at a small cafe table. One cream ceramic coffee mug the size of a stockpot rests on the table in front of him. He holds the handle with one hand and looks completely calm. Warm daylight, realistic casual photography, face and both hands clear, no lettering or brands.

CAPTIONS
Deadpan: Just a small coffee
Self-aware: I said I was cutting back
Chat reaction: Me before replying to that email

PLANT IMAGE BRIEF
Use the accepted coffee image as the fictional adult character reference. Keep the same face, short dark hair, round glasses, moustache, terracotta T-shirt and oatmeal overshirt. Show him outside a neighborhood garden shop, both hands on a trolley filled with leafy houseplants in plain pots. One tiny plant pot sits at the front. He looks calmly pleased. Warm daylight, realistic everyday photography, simple background, no coffee mug, lettering or brands.

CAPTIONS
Deadpan: I went in for one plant
Self-aware: Apparently I have a hobby now
Chat reaction: When you said bring something green

Keep text clear of the face, coffee mug and tiny plant pot; preview your actual crop before publishing.